An evening of calamity and some amusement was had at Litherland Masonic Hall when Thornton Chapter No 8008 hurriedly installed its three principals into their chairs. Prior to opening it was discovered that the keys to their locker and vestments could not be found and unsurprisingly no picklock or burglar was present. The evening was saved though by Graham Chambers who was eventually able to enter an ancient locker which creaked open like Dracula’s crypt and from which three dank and musty robes were retrieved which, it was said, had probably remained unused since the days of Noah’s flood.
With much reticence, the companions were robed but with occasional asthmatic gasps, protests and wheezes at the pervasive and musty odour. All three however continued in the belief that, ‘The show must go on’ but understandably declined the opportunity for a lengthy photographic session in the interests of their nasal passages and chose instead to have them taken later in their more comfortable attire, since there was a definite desire to complete the installation as quickly as possible.
The chapter was opened in due form and following normal business the director of ceremonies Jason Hengler retired to form the procession for Assistant to the Provincial Grand Principles John Selley, the representative Grand Superintendent Mark Matthews, who was accompanied by group chairman Graham Chambers and other grand and Provincial grand officers. Following a warm welcome from first principal Stephen Dunn, and an apology for the fragrance of his robe, the evening continued with the planned installation.
All three principles fortunately, having previously held office, and following the confirmation of their oaths, were declared into their respective chairs by acting director of ceremonies Stephen Oliver. Officers of the chapter were then appointed, most of whom, since they were continuing in office, stood to give a brief court bow in acknowledgement of their preferment. Those entering a new office approached Stephen to be congratulated with a handshake since the substitute collars were fortunately unavailable.
The ceremony being ended John rose to congratulate the companions on their appointments and return to office and also upon the chapters speedy installation ritual and said that he brought with him Mark Matthews warmest greetings. Prior to his sitting, first principal, Stephen stood to present John with cheques to the value of £1,150 with £725 to the benefit of the local community including Zoe’s place, Crosby Scouts, Sefton Sea Cadets, Whitechapel and Litherland Youth Community Group for which John expressed his gratitude on behalf of himself, Mark Matthews and the eventual recipients.
Following first risings, alms were collected and the dignitaries then regressed to be joined shortly after for much appreciated refreshments which followed the three principals grateful disrobing and their many comments as to their endurance and sufferings. All were then applauded into the dining hall where a sumptuous three course festive board with wine was enjoyed.
In response to his toast, John remarked upon the speed and proficiency of the ritual and its amusing circumstances but commented that it was obvious to all present at the festive board, who had all been busily talking and laughing, that the atmosphere of the evening was one of having fun and a good time with lively jollity and enjoyment which is what Freemasonry is all about.
He went on to speak of the unexpected charitable cheques from the Chapter and thanked all for the great generosity from such a small chapter whilst choosing to aid local charities reflected admirably the preference of Province towards a community impact and involvement. The evening drawing to a close, the janitors toast was given by newly elected Len Hudson following which all departed in harmony, peace and goodwill.
